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Monday, December 10, 2012

Gossip at the Water Cooler


"Don't look now, that guinea is checking out your butt."
"Pshh, in his dreams."

"Did you see how much pumpkin that Buff Orpington ate yesterday? "
"Yeah, she's getting a little too fluffy, if you get my drift."

"Say, I heard that Hoosier Girl has been checking out roosters."
"OMG, I heard she even put it on her Christmas list!"
"Reckon she will get another handsome one?"
"I certainly hope so." 

"Hey, I found where the secret stash of sunflower seeds are."
"Girl, don't hold out. Lead me to the goodies!"